Seriously!
A representative of Alcohol Concern the – and I use the term loosely – think-tank on alcohol strategy, decided an efficient use of its time would be to complain about the picture of a buxom wench on Dorothy Goodbody’s Wholesome Stout claiming it was sexually suggestive and clearly commando - which I honestly can't see, even when it's been suggested to me.
But what I can see is the future, if this over-zealous Puritanical attitude is representative of government-funded agencies, and this future is one where we'll see the banning of:
- Betty Boop
- Jessica Rabbit
- The Beryl Cook ladies
- And the Fat Slags from Viz are dead-cert for the chop
Thank God the Portman Group, the UK’s drinks watchdog, has got some sort of perspective on reality and knocked back the complaint stating that the branding was merely ‘saucy’ and the claim that the woman in the picture wasn’t wearing any undergarments was a case of ‘the complainant’s imagination getting the better of them’.
But, it seems sense prevails more here than in the US where, for example, Rose de Gambrinus from Cantillon caused a bit of a stir in Maine because, shock horror, it has a rather pretty watercolour of a nude woman sitting on what looks like one of those naughty Greek god’s lap; and another state, Ohio I believe, has banned representations of Belgium’s famous statue the Manneken Pis from beer bottles too - because, and get this, it doesn't allow children to be represented on bottles of alcohol - I feel it necessary at this juncture to point out that the damn statue is over 400 years old!
And then there’s the French offering of la Biere sans Cullottes, which has a picture of a rather strapping lady with torn top and a bare breast (the result of being in a bloody great scrap by the look of it) rallying the troops for another charge in the name of la Révolution, which got censored in parts of the States too.
Which brings me to the subject of where’s the line? Well it’s a tough one and whilst I don’t find many beer bottle labels or pump clips offensive some people might - personally, I’m significantly more worried about the music videos I see on MTV these days!
But, I have to admit, that a very small minority of clips and labels are offensive, most of these are also just puerile, so I don’t buy those beers – I don’t care if they are the dog’s dangly bits I won’t spend my money on them.
But that's my decision - I don't need a quango squandering my taxes to direct me on this...
N.B. I did try to speak with Alcohol Concern on two occasions, but was unable to elicit a comment from this organisation.
3 comments:
Dunno if I'd call the Portman Group a watchdog, exactly. More poacher-pretending-to-be-gamekeeper. Still I love the administrative use of the term "saucy". Only in England...
There's quite a few beers I'd like to try but I'm put off by the labels. They say never judge a book by a cover and I hate judging a beer by the label but as a female beer drinker there's no way I'm going to buy a bottle with an upskirt picture of a woman on it. I guess Dorothy Goodbody will continue to remain a mystery to me -at least until the label changes.
wow! this great.i like drink beer all time.your Up-Skirt Quangos beer picture looks very good.i think that i will buy it next holiday.thank you for shearing your post.
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